Derek Jeter…ah
I think I may have had this gorgeous on my blog before but people, how can a girl let something this gorgeous go by un-noticed?
The newest news is about someone’s assistant who ran errands for Jeter. Now, this wasn’t Jeter’s assistant, this was Cash Warren’s assistance. But anyway. These errands included picking up a Valtrax prescription (herpes…people, herpes).
Now, that little assistant is talking a little and she says the ’script was for Jessica Alba. What? Jeter and Jessica? And, apparently Jessica got herpes from good ol’ Derek. Now, this isn’t exactly the kind of news that makes for a good boyfriend but a TV Boyfriend…hehehe, at least that stuff that Ajax can’t take off can’t be transmitted via our little visionary aids.
Now, if Jeter indeed has herpes (as he could have shingles which is very much the same thing and affects people very differently and is spread much the same and blah blah blah - I have had these…I know…same medication…enough to cause me to flip out)…then maybe Mariah Carey is in need of some Valtrax as well.
What about Vanessa Minnillo and Jessica Biel. What about this..he could have even infected Justin Timberlake via the sleep-around method. And, well, Nick Lachey too.
Come on, I’m not buying it, you?
Look at him, how could he?


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