TV Boyfriends

Ok so Elisabeth just said on The View that divorces are down 40%.  So, let’s be real here, if Cristian de la Fuente were standing here in front of me, well I would most definitely be ready to be one of those joining the divorce court.  This man is freakin hot.  He danced on Dancing with the Stars and how in the world I missed him is beyond me because holy mother of Sasha this man is freakin’ hot.

He actually danced with a ruptured bicep tendon and oh my doesn’t that make him that much more sexy?  Now he is playing the lead in the show In Plain Sight as a major league baseball player. He is freakin hot hot hot ya’ll and in this show, he has the hots for a U.S Marshall and yummy how sexy is a man like this and who wouldn’t want to be playing the role of that Marshall?

He is married and has a 4 year old daughter.  His wife, when she was just his girlfriend, wasn’t interested in a monogamy apparently because she told him to go ahead and date other women.  To which he replied, I don’t want to date anyone but you and oh my could this man get any better?

Where else can you find him?  Well give Venga Conmigo, Champana, Pensacola:  Wings of Gold, Family Law, Driven, CSI:  Miami, Ugly Betty, Psych, and Brothers and Sisters.  So, by all means, get yourself out there and find this guy on at least one show, and I’d say Dancing with the Stars would be one great place to start because…a man that looks like this…..dancing and is committed to his wife like this man is……I’ll take him.

Warren Sapp will definitely be the first guy to show up on Dancing With the Stars but he is a really big guy and we shall if he dances or slumbers.  He is known for his football prowess and playing in seven consecutive Pro Bowls and was part of the Tampa Bay Bucs Super Bowl Winning Team in 2003.  Although he is retired, he is still a force to be reckoned with, watch him closely.

He will be dancing with Kim Johnson and she may not have partnered with anyone before that has the kind of self-esteem that Warren has making quotes like “I’ve had good feet all my life.  Emmitt Smith has sweet feet, but I’ve got good feet.”  We’ll see how good is feet are when it is lumbering that big ol’ body around in a “light and fancy” manner.

Warren even admits, there is a lot to move (well, duh, this is dancing).  He says, “Have you ever been around a 300 pound man?  When people talk about losing weight, we laugh.”  But, take this warning, he is ready to rock and roll on the dance floor even though he does have some old injuries that could flair up such as shoulder surgeries and rotator cuff shoulders.  Yea, those two together could make it difficult for that 300 pound man to lift that 99 pound woman?  Whatever!

He did get a good laugh out of the 2.5 inch Cuban heels.  He said that was when he thought, “ut oh, I’m in trouble!”

Well, give him a look, tell me what you think?

He looks like a dancer, doesn’t he?

Oh, yea, did I say youngster?  Try plain out and out, he is a baby.  Cody Linley will be the youngest contestant to ever compete on Dancing with the Stars.  At the ripe age of 18, he will be there, that should lend to some noteworthy eye candy.  He is known best for playing “Jake Ryan” on Hannah Montana.  He was even nominated for Young Artist Award for that role.  He helped them get an Emmy nomination for Outstanding Children’s Programming.  He has also been seen in My Dog Skip, Hoot, Miss Congeniality, Cheaper by the Dozen and the made for television Still Holding On:  The Legend of Cadillac Jack.  He also played a major role in an independent film When Zackary Came to Town.

He hails from Degan Elementary School and was childhood friends with Roshon Fegan from Camp Rock.  They two of them made YouTube videos together.  He was romantically linked to Demi Lovato but apparently the two have split now.  I mean, he is 18 years old for dancing’s sake, he hasn’t bee romantically involved with anyone really, has he?

You might have also seen him Walker, Texas Ranger, That’s So Raven, Echoes of Innocence, Rebound and in 2008, The Hardy Boys:  The Hidden Theft.

Since he is so young, it is really hard for me to find him sexy, I mean, I could easily be his mother…..but, no one is too old for Mickey Mouse.

Those eyes…just look at them…even if he is 18.

Yes, indeed, we should get to see some hot bodies this season on Dancing with the Stars….cuz…..Maurice Greene is in da house…..

Just in case you don’t know who he is….he is the winner of 2 gold medals, in the 100m sprint and the 4 by 100m relay at the 2000 Sydney Summer Olympics.  He has been dubbed the “World’s Fastest Man”..oh yea and you know he is gonna have some abs to drool over with that there title, eh?

He is not only the former world record holder in the 100m sprint but he won multiple world championships.  He also has a silver and bronze medal in his pocket from the Athens Summer Olympics too.  As for running inside (because, obviously he will be dancing inside), he is the current Indoor World Record holder in the 60m at 6.39 seconds.  Yes, you read that right 6.39 seconds.

As for other reality shows, he appeared in NBC game show Identity.  The contestant knew he was the “world’s fastest man” but called him Marion Jones (which happens to be a female).  And, he was in the reality show Blind Date.  He once dated Claudia Jordan who holds case #1 on Deal or No Deal.  He will be dancing with Cheryl Burke and well, it is obvious that they are totally gonna win this season.

So, obviously you can see I’m going through my line of Dancing with the Stars star dancers and I am sooo liking what I see.  There’s no Mario Lopez just yet, but soon, soon I shall come up with someone that looks like that good.  He is the James Beard Award-winning celebrity chef and author.  He combines his world-class cooking with a passion for empowering home cooks.  He is a graduate of the Culinary Institute of America and he opened his 3-star Union Pacific in New York City in 1997.  In 2003 he launched Rocco’s for the reality series, The Restaurant.  He will not only be dancing for reality TV, he will also be appearing on the A & E series, Rocco Gets Real which will begin in October and a companion cookbook, Rocco Gets Real:  Cook at Home Every Day.

Well, it seems to me that Mr. Rocco DiSpirito is one busy man.  And, when you look at him, he looks pretty good too, eh?  He was featured in  Lincoln MKX commercial, The ABC sitcom The Knights of Prosperity and has been a guest judge on Top Chef.  He also appeared on NBC’s The  Biggest Loser:  Couples which was season 5 where the contestants were challenged to prepare three healthy courses based on his own recipes.  He judged the food himself and determined the winning team.

The last time I featured a guy from NSYNC, I ended up hating on him the rest of the Dancing with the Star’s season.  And, he danced really well and is now reaping the rewards of being such a great dancer on the show and for the show.  He also executive produced and starred in a number of film and television projects.  In 2002, he trained to be a cosmonaut at Russia’s Star City and was certified by both the Russian Space Program and NASA for a mission aboard a Soyuz capsule.  He has even written a book, that might render him more likable to me.  It was a memoir called Out of Sync for Simon Spotlight Entertainment.

So, maybe, just maybe this will be an NSYNC dancer that I can tolerate.  There’s so much out there in the news about him and he is continuously being dealt blows by the media.  In 2006, he revealed that he was gay in a cover story for People magazine.

He grew up in Mississippi and played bass for that boy band, ack.  He starred in 2001 in a film called On The Line which was produced by his very own company, Bacon & Eggs.  HE was award the Human Rights Campaign Visibility Award in October 2006.

Gay or not gay, he would make an awesome “boy friend” don’t you say?  See what I mean…

Let’s talk “Pretty Boy” Floyd Mayweather….Ok, I wasn’t very amused when I saw the new line-up for Dancing with the Stars.  Then, I got my eyes on this “pretty boy”.  Let me tell you a little about good ol’ Floyd before we witness his footwork on the dance floor instead of the boxing ring.

He was born on February 24, 1977, (if you read my last entry, you might think that maybe February was the month of birthing beauties).  His father was a boxer and is currently working as a professional boxing trainer.  His lineage in the boxing arena is long and lean.  Uncles galore, his father and now him. 

He had a successful amateur career with a record 84-6.  He won national Golden Gloves championships in 1993, 1994 and 1996.  He was given he nickname “pretty boy”by his amateur teammates because his face never had cuts or bruises after fights - his father taught him the defensive techniques as did his uncle Roger Mayweather.

I mean, really, he looks pretty doggone good and well, if his face is always this pretty…why not?

I don’t think this guy is hot at all.  But I’m reading all over the internet that women are oogling over him.  And you?  Do you even know who Apolo Ohno is?  He is dancing on Dancing with the Stars but that’s not why he is famous.  He is an Olympic Speed Skater turned dancer for now.  What do yout think?