TV Boyfriends

Ok, enough already.  This Jessie fellow lost last year at Big Brother.  And now, he is back in the house.  And, I don’t care what anyone says, that first contest was rigged.  I mean, they split the folks up into the geeks, the populars, the off-kilter and the athletes.  Then, the first contest is one of brute and strength.  Pure brute and strength.

And, with that, Jessie was brought back into the house and named Head of Household.  And, just look, this is last year’s Big Brother photo

Now, yes, he has a cute face and yes, it is obvious that has a bit of the “muscle-tude” going on.  But, when he came back into the Big Brother House last week, holy cow ya’ll, that is not natural.  And now, before I barely get turned around good, he is plastered all over the sites labeled gay. 

What the heck?  How do people know?  I mean, I never hear some of these people say, “I am gay.” I just see their photos showing up on my Google search and I am led straight to  gay porn site.  Why is that?

*****BEWARE******** PHOTO’S NOT REALLY FOR YOUNG EYES***** YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED…

Now, surely you all know by now I am a sucker for some hot abs but people, he doesn’t even look like that now on the show.  He is way bigger than that and not in a good way really.  I mean, I could get used to looking at that body, but then….there’s this…

This is weird.  And, again, he is bigger now than he is in this photo.  And, what the heck is he doing?  Look at this photo, it’s even more strange…

What in the heck is he doing?  I mean, did he really need to get back in the Big Brother game?  Is he not making a killing modeling?  If not, he needs a better agent because I would need some serious cash before I would be photographed in some of these poses.

What do you think?  Does he get kicked off sooner than later?

Ok, so how horrible is it going to be to have to self-proclaimed big ego’s on the show at once.  I don’t think I’ve ever seen a reality show with two ego’s as big as the ones this guy (along with Brayden) are sporting. 

Russell is 24 and he too is from California.  He is a mixed martial arts fighter and a commercial real-estate broker.  He is described as being loud and brash.  He even says he holds nothing back and is ready for the fight. 

Then, he goes on to say that his biggest pet-peeve is people who don’t think before they act.  And with more cocky than any one person can stand, he says that nothing scares him and he lives by the motto that if you are not smiling, you are not living. 

Does he think he makes everyone smile just by looking at him and hearing him say he is a love muscle.  He even said in his interview that he was named that in college because he was on the wrestling team and they all had to shower together and his teammates named him that.

Oh please…….ewwwwwwwwwwwww Now, let me add, he has the look of someone I would most definitely find hot except….when he opens his mouth, craziness comes out of his mouth. 

If he could just stop right there, smile for the camera and then be humble, I would be seriously in love but we all know that when these folks start opening their mouth, craziness start spewing from them and then….well buddy, you get kicked out of the house, that’s what.

I know it’s crazy to think that all these reality show contestants can be what their profiles say they are and in some cases, if I were the contestant, I’d be kind of offended by the whole thing. 

It should come as no surprise that the two guys that look worth swooning over this year are very very cocky.  As in they are cocky enough to be disgusting. 

First there is Brayden.  He is 29 and lives in California.  He is a surfer and model and he doesn’t mind saying that he thinks he is gorgeous.  And, he says, he plans to be two-faced. 

I look at him and I watched his interview and honestly, I could be more repulsed.  But, it’s my job to show you the men, your job to decide if you want to daydream about them. 

And, listen I love me some cocky men, I love my men self-confident but I’m going to tell you, this guy just did not impress me at all.  Maybe it’s this photo and the way he looks so…..bored…how can you have your photo for a national reality show taken and you look bored.

And to listen to the guy talk and know that he is a surfer ut is afraid of drowning is quite comical and honestly, does this guy not just ooooze cocky?

So, it will be interesting to see how this self-proclaimed egomaniac jerk will do on the show.  I mean, I just don’t see him doing well, but you never know.