Can I go to James again, please?
Listen, I know I’ve featured this hottie before…and I may have even given him a go twice, but even still, he is so awesome. He has manners, he looks deep into the women’s eyes, he calls them “babe” no matter who they are, he is simply hot and a gentleman.
He is obviously a simple man. He owns a burial service in Louisiana and he is a grave digger. I mean, please, the man has been pushing down trees with his bare hands and carry women across the ocean on a tiny pole.
He also works security at nightclubs (hummmm, I wonder where exactly) and weddings as well as bartending on the side. During his free time (he has free time, what with the 2 Survivors, grave digging, body guarding, bartending) he likes to surf the net. Too bad I haven’t found him online eh? He is very athletic, as if you can’t tell from looking at him, and he enjoys sprinting, weight lifting and playing football.
He believes that he is athletically gifted, socially adapted and physically attractive. And, I believe he couldn’t be more right. He was imposing on the 15th season of Survivor but will go down in history for owning 2 immunity idols and not playing either of them.
Just take a gander at these photos and tell me he doesn’t deserve another round of TV Boyfriend Stardom?
Do you see why People Magazine named him Sexy Man of the Week back on November 12, 2007? And, get this, he is single and says that in his circle of friends…he is definitely not the biggest guy around. He says he hangs out with football players so that takes care of that. The first thing he notices about women is their stomach. Wait til he has who has give birth to a few kids and see if that doesn’t change. He had a girlfriend that was 5′2′ and 100 pounds and get this, she helped him dig graves. Hummm, wonder what happened to her?
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March 22nd, 2008 at 8:29 am
hey!any Ozzy here?!
June 13th, 2008 at 3:31 am
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